Curso de castellano básico para gringos

There's always something new to learn and try. For example if you say pair done, they will understand perdon (sorry). Try the next ones
(Siempre hay algo nuevo que aprender y probar. Por ejemplo, si usted dice done (hacerlo), se entenderá perdon (lo siento). Pruebe las próximas)


1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
10. Be a has trump ass = viejas trampas = old bitches
11. Come at a last why ab as = comete las guayabas = eat the guavas
12. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
13. Kit at tell loss zap at toss = quitate los zapatos = take off your shoes
14. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
15. See eye = si hay = yes we have
16. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold
17. S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
18. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
19. Poor eye no = Por ahi no = Wrong way
20. No may web a s = No me webees = Don´t bullshit me


jajaja muy buenas